SEINFELD BURLESQUE 

 

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The cat –mrrreeeooowww– is out of the bag! Worlds collide in the best way, with Clare Voyeur Presents - Seinfeld Burlesque! This hit show is back for another run and it’s better than ever! Enjoy a hilarious, bizarro night of dance performances (and partial nudity) from more of your favorite characters from the TV show.

We just blew your mind!

This is more than just Elaine’s full-body dry heave set to music. Jerry gets dirty, George lets loose and Kramer well, yada, yada, yada. More plot twists too hot for TV! Bring your schmoopie, or your friends, and find out if they’re real and they’re spectacular.

These tickets will sell out faster than the sponge! Giddyup!!

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UPCOMING SHOWS

 

Friday, January 19, 2024
Doors at 7:00 PM | Show at 8:00 PM *Sharp. Please arrive on time.

Advance Early Bird Tickets $25+ s/c (Limited Number Available until December 1!) 
General Admission Tickets (Main Floor Assigned / GA Balcony) $30 + s/c | $35 at the door 
VIP Experience (Priority seating rows 1-5) $50+ s/c

 

 

 

 

 

Featuring: 
Clare Voyeur as Jerry 
Dandy as Kramer 
Dolly Dynamite as Elaine 
Ryan Goshling as George

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Also featuring: 
Arabella Boop 
Clara Can Can 
Ginger Femmecat 
Glory S Gamms

and Lady Blanche Bouvier as your favourite guest characters!

 

"NEVER BEFORE HAS A BURLESQUE SHOW HAD SO MUCH BEAUTIFULLY-CRAFTED BODY HAIR, SUCH A BOLD DISPLAY OR TIGHTY-WHITEYS AND SOCKS, SUCH ABUNDANCE OF FRESH, DELICIOUS FOOD, FRUITS, PERFORMANCE ART AND CEREAL FETISHISM CULMINATE IN THE DENOUMENT THAT IS JERRY’S EROTIC HOMAGE TO “CEREALISM”! MY FRIENDS, YOU HAVE NEVER REALLY TASTED LIFE…UNTIL YOU HAVE PICKED IT UP OFF THE FLOOR OF THE RIO… AFTER  ALL THE GREATS HAD TROD UPON IT. ." - Dandy Dulcina (Previous Cast Member) 

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